I decided to make a series of me, going on and on about stuff I hate. It's pretty much exactly like Foamy's Rant, my voice is sped up and everything, so yeah.
WTF IS KEVIN SAYING!?
"Alright. Is this recording? Okay. Hi, I'm Kevin and ...umm...I just wanna talk about a few things. Right. First. How many of you get SO annoyed when, um, say like ... well, I work at a candy store, right? so like say... you're paying, well someone's paying for their candy. they brought up like ... a billion things, you check them all out, and right when you're done giving them the price, they go "WAIT! ..I want this too." OH! and then you're like, "OKAY!" cause you have to keep a smile on your face cause you know... the customer is always right! So... finally they leave and you're like "Thank the lord that they left." But then they come back five minutes later and they get more and are like "Oh sorry, I want this too." Geeze, okay, you know what? What you do is you go to the store, get everything you need, THINK about it before you pay, THEN pay, then leave. PERMANITLY, until your next visit. Don't come back five minutes later. You know what else I hate? When you're on the freeway, or just like on the road, and the car in front of you is on their cellhphone. So they're driving like 5 miles per hour. Or they're like an old person and they're going really slow, right? So you're like beeping at them because it's a green light ... and they're not moving. So you're like um... Beep. Old lady. Get off your phone and drive. You know? I just always found that really annoying. Or also when you're on the computer, and you're in a chatroom talking, and a person just gets on your nerves more then anything... like, they just won't shut up. They're like so annoying and you can't say anything because they're your best friend's friend. Ya know? Doesn't it just aggrivtate you. It finally gets to the point where you're like "SHUT UP." But, they don't get it. They think you're joking. They're like "Haha! Shut up! Your funny!" And then they just keep talking. They're obnoxious and they're loud. UM..alright, um, so we're gonna go to commercial now. Gonna take a quick break. Enjoy this break...yes."
I don't feel like typing the rest. xD
This episode consists of:
-Rants by Kevin
-A commerical break
-Story Time with Kevin!
Enjoy? xD
Rating: User: kekekevinx 2007-07-26T20:48:35.103Z
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