Open Mic Silent Night

Open_Mic_Silent_NightJust a snapshot of the tom-foolery goings on at the vorpmi club.

Rating:    User: imok   2007-03-30T05:09:38.89Z

Tags: comic | standup | humor | comedy | knock | non-sequitur | rodney | dangerfield |

O Mrs. Clinton

O_Mrs._ClintonShe's our girl.

Rating:    User: imok   2007-03-30T02:17:55.873Z

Tags: hillary | clinton | presidents | campaign | candidates | dem | gop | hippocrits | girl | 2008 | white | house |

God & man

God_&_manI sho do hope (S)He has a sense of humor.

Rating:    User: imok   2007-03-28T19:08:35.31Z

Tags: God | man | existence | agnostic | atheism | religion | how | great | thou | art | imok | imokk |

Odd Dozen Impossibilities #1

Odd_Dozen_Impossibilities_#1Any budding Mark Twain, Will Rogers, or Camille Paglia greatly encouraged to add their own witticism. P.S. Steve you stay away.

Rating:    User: imok   2007-03-28T04:06:00.607Z

Tags: steven | wright | absurd | impossible | ping | pong | pope | george | michael | anna | nicole | smith | hawking |

Celebrity Jeopardy 2050

Celebrity_Jeopardy_2050What is a light metaphor for the impending struggle between man and machine?

Rating:    User: imok   2007-03-27T23:26:44.5Z

Tags: cyber | cyborg | jeopardy | kinneson | jennings | sharpton | celebrity | game | show | freight | train | alex | trebek |

Keepin' It Green

Keepin_It_GreenA pledge unpledged is a terrible thing to waste.

Rating:    User: imok   2007-03-23T04:58:38.483Z

Tags: | | truth | | | honesty | | | news | politics | | mock | | | | oath | | | | | Dems | | GOP | | shamrock | | saint | | patrick | Patrick's | day |

Scooter Jogger

Scooter_JoggerSometimes the smallest of things will bring back fond memories.

Rating:    User: imok   2007-03-23T04:49:01.2Z

Tags: | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | scooter | | libby | | russert | | cia | | leak |

Equal Opportunity Employer

Equal_Opportunity_EmployerLYRICS The accompanying song is for Tina or a future Janis. These two could whipit like no others before or since! SQUAWK IT! Gosh darn it, Baby. Gosh darn it, Sweet Pea. Gosh darn it, Baby. All you want to do is fuss and fight and make me blue. So Squawk It! I go out and work ev'r single day. When I come home, you're sleepin' in the hay. Better list'n to what I say, there mightn't be another day. So Squawk It! You know how that I love you? I know that you love me too. That's why I'm so upset. Gettin' to me Baby and I don't want to lose it Baby. So Squawk It! Day after day you play that ole guitar. Someday you hope to be some big superstar. But 'til that day can't you consider NOT BEING SUCH A JERK. And please go out and find some work. SQUAWK THAT!

Rating:    User: imok   2007-03-23T04:05:15.403Z

Tags: | edwards | romney | giuliani |

I Can See Clearly

I_Can_See_ClearlyA head spinning experience but not all black.

Rating:    User: imok   2007-03-23T03:50:58.357Z

Tags: | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | frontrunner | | backrunner | | runnynose | streaker |

IMAGINE

IMAGINEWhat If?

Rating:    User: imok   2007-03-23T03:25:42.23Z

Tags: imock |

Glimpse a Diary

Glimpse_a_DiaryAhhh, true love, sometimes it just can't be explained.

Rating:    User: imok   2007-03-23T00:32:51.42Z

Tags: | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Hillary | | | Bill | | | Clinton |

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