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Stung on his freaking FACE!!! The pain of the attack and the hope of a cure, from pee? http://www.wonderhowto.com Every How-To Video That Exists... Including how to cure a jellyfish sting.

I have to listen to my parents having sex through the walls. Ugh! Who else has this happen to them?

This Valentines day...what will you make for me? Quiche? How about our bodies covered in quesadillas?Yum, baby. Yum! Real men make quiche

Most girls drool for the leading man, but I love the creepy ones. Give me a monster running from the mob and I go weak in the knees!

I lilke stereo systems. Let's hook up, baby, and make music! Let me be your groupie.

I like to gamble. I bet you fall for me. Keno is for losers. I play Blackjack...and WIN! I double down without a frown!

Boxing is fun. To kick butt without breaking anail is the hard thing.=)

Can you guess what it is? I will love you longer than you think.=)

I learned how to give a happy ending at wonderhowto.com. I can make your energy flow all over the place. You will be VERY HAPPY!

f I had a kid he'd be born with a silver boot in his ass. I'm kidding, I'm kidding! Seriously, children are a huge responsibility so you better learn a thing or 20 about parenting before you head down that merry road my friend! Kudos to you for doing it!

Guys, why not learn everything there is to be the superstud I am looking for? Seriously, you think I stop and stare at just any tattooed,motorcycle riding,rock and roller? Nah, learn a little boys!

Talk may be cheap, but taxidermy sure isn't! Instead, why not learn to make your own leathers so you can have something to keep in the pockets when you are done? Ahhh, thread banging is a blast!

I love the way bass guitarists thump their big fat strings and get all those callouses on their fingers. Rough is right if the music is tight!

I love the guys who play it and I can't take my greasy paws off them!

I love to use Taxidermy to make my own tight leather outfits that show off my boobs and butt. ;O xo Jaqk

This one is so fun cause of the effects they used the editing...it's like i'm twins! Can you imagine?

"KaPLA! Jaqkelyne is totally into guys who speak the language of combat...Klingon. Go to http://www.WonderHowTo.com and learn how to speak Klingon so you can strike up a conversation with her the next time you and Neelix head to Quarks for a romulan ale."

Aren't geeky guys who sit at their computers all day creating alternate worlds just the sexiest men alive? Jaqkelyne thinks so and we can't even tell you how much she fantasizes about being with guys who create all those particles play with all their layers! Mmmm...wonderhowto . com lives! xo Jaqk ps. the funny thing is they had a girl on the set doing computer stuff and she was totally hot. Shh, I'll never talk.

There are two types of guys: the ones who can rebuild an engine while chugging a beer...and the ones who can't even find the spare. I have it bad for one of them and WonderHowTo . com is gonna help you figure it out which one so we can get our motors running! MWAH! ;) Jaqk