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Metalocalypse - Season 1, Episode 4 Dethklok, the greatest band in all the world. Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree and the fastest lead guitarist in the world - and a major horndog. Toki Wartooth, not a bumble bee, albeit quite the innocent and naive back-up guitar player. William Murderface, who hates everyone and anyone, but none more than himself (hence the self-mutilation and the name-calling). "Pickles" the drummer, whose comb-over dreadlocks do not hide his true Midwestern thrashing skills. And Nathan Explosion, the vocalist, dark and brooding, seeking to make everything metal. The last time Dethklok came through Finland, they nearly destroyed the entire country. Now, in the city of Espoo, they hope to make up for the mayhem by singing a song in apology. Too bad the song awakens a lake troll that had been banished hundreds of years ago. And to make matters worse, the band's new "Dethphones" have a calling plan that leaves something to be desired.

Metalocalypse - Season 1, Episode 3 Dethklok, the greatest band in all the world. Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree and the fastest lead guitarist in the world - and a major horndog. Toki Wartooth, not a bumble bee, albeit quite the innocent and naive back-up guitar player. William Murderface, who hates everyone and anyone, but none more than himself (hence the self-mutilation and the name-calling). "Pickles" the drummer, whose comb-over dreadlocks do not hide his true Midwestern thrashing skills. And Nathan Explosion, the vocalist, dark and brooding, seeking to make everything metal. William Murderface is having a birthday, but it seems like his bandmates have forgotten to get him a gift. Just what do you get the most negative, pessimistic, and self-loathing bassist for his birthday? And what will Murderface think when he is dragged into another pointless birthday party?

Metalocalypse - Season 1, Episode 2 Dethklok, the greatest band in all the world. Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree and the fastest lead guitarist in the world - and a major horndog. Toki Wartooth, not a bumble bee, albeit quite the innocent and naive back-up guitar player. William Murderface, who hates everyone and anyone, but none more than himself (hence the self-mutilation and the name-calling). "Pickles" the drummer, whose comb-over dreadlocks do not hide his true Midwestern thrashing skills. And Nathan Explosion, the vocalist, dark and brooding, seeking to make everything metal. The band is trying to make the most brutal metal album ever, but the constant delays are causing fans to give in to suicide thanks to the waiting. Then, Nathan Explosion gets the greatest idea... record a metal record in the deepest, darkest, blackest place on Earth. The Mariana Trench.

Metalocalypse - Season 1, Episode 1 Dethklok, the greatest band in all the world. Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree and the fastest lead guitarist in the world - and a major horndog. Toki Wartooth, not a bumble bee, albeit quite the innocent and naive back-up guitar player. William Murderface, who hates everyone and anyone, but none more than himself (hence the self-mutilation and the name-calling). "Pickles" the drummer, whose comb-over dreadlocks do not hide his true Midwestern thrashing skills. And Nathan Explosion, the vocalist, dark and brooding, seeking to make everything metal. These 5 insanely brutal metalheads tear coffee a new a**hole with their latest hit coffee jingle, but run into a bit of a brick wall when they have to go shopping at a local grocery store for their own food.

Music video of the song "Mitternacht" (Midnight) by the German band E Nomine

Music video for the song "Terror Train" by Demons and Wizards, which was created to forge the different musical styles of both Iced Earth's dark melodies and Blind Guardian's powerful vocals into one sound. In fact, according to the musicians, the band name is meant to describe the two styles: the self-proclaimed demon-like themes and sounds of Iced Earth and wizard-like themes and sounds of Blind Guardian (The moniker "Demons & Wizards" was inspired by vocalist Hansi Kürsch's wife always referring to him and rhythm guitarist Jon Schaffer as "Demons and Angels." Hansi always corrected her that it is more properly stated "Demons and Wizards," in reference to Uriah Heep's album of the same name)

Scene from Kevin Smith's movie "Clerks 2" where Becky takes Dante up to the roof of the Mooby's to teach him how to dance. After Jay and Silent Bob try to play some King Diamond, Becky makes them change the music to something "a little less demonic," which happens to be "ABC" by the Jackson 5. Very funny scene. And just for good measure, I do not own any rights to Clerks or any other View Askew production, although it would be sweet if I did. I also do not own any rights to the Jackson 5, or the song they are singing.

Opening movie for the Konami game "Silent Hill 4: The Room". I own no rights to Silent Hill or any of that mess. Just a fan of the series that wants to share it with others.

Footage of a UFO on a military camera in 1997. Very old incident, but still very provocative.

Comedian/Actor Brian Posehn recently completed work on his first music video The video, for POSEHN (Brian's metal band) track "Metal By Numbers" taken from Brian's upcoming CD 'Live In: Nerd Rage', www.BriansNerdRage.com was shot on location in Los Angeles, CA with the team of director Darren Doane (DEFTONES, AFI), producer Jeremy Jackson and editor Dan Dobi. The video illustrates Brian's view on today's metal scene and features appearances from POSEHN members Scott Ian (ANTHRAX / DAMNOCRACY) and Joey Vera (ARMORED SAINT/FATES WARNING). 'Live In: Nerd Rage' reveals the hilarious observations of a self-professed nerd and life-long fan of heavy metal. Recorded as part of Brian's appearances on the Comedians of Comedy tour, and including a sketch with Bob Odenkirk (Mr. Show), 'Live In: Nerd Rage' is Brian at his funniest. 'Live In: Nerd Rage' can be previewed via Brian's MySpace site (www.myspace.com/BrianPosehn) and its official home on the web www.BriansNerdRage.com. LYRICS: Metal By Numbers Music by Scott Ian Lyrics by Brian Posehn They’ve killed METAL twice, but it will never really die! It’s kind of like a zombie or even that Jesus guy… So grab your friends, some instruments and start a metal band Just sing about death, Egypt and wizards or rip off Ayn Rand We’re coming to the end of the first verse… Then comes the breakdown, a pretty chorus and then the second verse. I know I just rhymed verse with verse That’s because I’m sooo METAL, bitch, where’s your fucking purse? BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight… BREAKDOWN!!! Don’t be scared, the chorus will make it all alright Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3 Follow these rules and you will see Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3 THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody Even a baby could do it, just give it a try Just sound like Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die I have to change my voice to make me sound MAD! If I tried to sing clean it would make your ears SAD! This is the GANG VOCAL and I’ll tell you the TRUTH! It’s four sweaty dudes yelling in a BOOTH! Music really sucks now Posers and trendy FOOLS But compared to Coldplay and Nelly, EVEN SHITTY METAL RULES! It’s metal by numbers, it’s not arithmetic John Mayer, Kelly Clarkson…they all can suck my PENIS! BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight… BREAKDOWN!!! Don’t be scared, the chorus will make it all alright Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3 Follow these rules and you will see Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3 THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody Even a monkey could do it, just give it a try Copy Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die Here it comes! C’mon! All Right! ARE YOU ALMOST READY?? Dammit! I missed it! This is the mosh part! So...MOSH!!! Or don’t. It’s your call. I'm too old for it. I just sorta stand in the back and try not to get hit. Watch out for the shirtless white trash guys. They’ll punch you and they stink. And look out for the screamo kids trying out their karate kicks. Dude, you look gaytarded. And look out for the giant Mexican guy, he looks really pissed. I wish everybody would put their shirts back on, it’s kind of gross. Is this part still going? Here comes the lead break… Oh, not yet. Here it comes… here it comes. GO! Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3 Follow these rules and you will see Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE! Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3 THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody Even a retard could do it, JUST GIVE IT A TRY! Steal from Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

trailer for the live action movie based on the hit manga/anime Death Note. have not seen it yet, but REALLY want to. have heard it is suggested to watch this before the anime, but it is still enjoyable if you have. and if it is even remotely as cool and fun to watch as the anime, then it will be well worth it!

footage from "28 Days Later" with the song "Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed. part 2 of a 3 part sequence i was making while in college. just a zombies tribute of sorts. part one looks terrible (Dawn of the Dead 2000) and i never even started part 3 (Resident Evil: Apocalypse), so this will probably be the only one put up (and it still looks like crap)

My friend Mike dancing in the NY airport with your everyday friendly crazy hobo. My friends are insane....

another version of my fifth AMV. this version merely cycle through the color spectrum moderately in-sync with the beat. again, just me messing around.

fifth AMV i created. when i made this, i had recently discovered good electronica bands (and had done ecstacy for the first time, haha). just felt like screwing around with the song, really. Anime: Metropolis Song: Infinity Artist: DJ Irene

fourth AMV i created. just did this one for fun. i know there are not any screen transitions or effects, and that the vid is basically the fight scenes in sequence, but whoop-di-freakin-do. Anime: Dragonball Z Janemba movie - Rebirth of Fusion Artist: Lamb of God Song: Now You've Got Something To Die For

third AMV i created. first one IMO that doesn't look like crap. very pleased with this one. Anime: Fatal Fury movies Artist: Adema Song: The Way You Like It

second AMV i created. went a little better than the firs AMV, but the quality of the video is kinda bad. hope it isn't too much of a distraction. Anime: Berserk Artist: Static-X Song: Cold

first AMV i created. took a while to figure out everything i was doing, and eventually had to concede to a lagging computer. Anime: Akira Artist: Norma Jean Song: Face:Face