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Tay- I just couldn't resist :D A piano-solo variation / improvisation on "Chocolate Rain" by Tay Zonday. I couldn't think of a more creative title, so meh. Chocolate Rain © Tay Zonday. Watch the original, if you haven't already: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA Listening to this again, I notice that it came out quite a bit darker than I anticipated. Enjoy, GermanSeabass http://sebastianwolff.info

Tay Zonday cashes in on his Internet fame by cutting a promo for Comedy Central’s Last Laugh 2007 with Lewis Black. Catch it on 12/2 at 10/9c.

Seriously, when did YouTube start this descent into complete random nonsense? I don't know. Maybe I'm just old fashioned.

Here's a remix video I made with Tay Zonday and Elijah Lucian. Check them out here or on YT.

This guy orders his fast food to the tune of Tay Zonday's internet sensation "Chocolate Rain" The lady completely follows his order and even has a laugh about it.

The internet is not a series of tubes. It is this video.

[I had to reupload this due to a website bug]. This is an original song, though the main melody is used in multiple other works. I hope you like it. The main melody and baseline are a call-and-responose blues progression first introduced to me in the music of Carl Franzen ( myspace.com/carlfranzen ). -Tay "Dying For The Deadline" Got a tax, got a fax Got the bank book on your back The clock's 'hittin three Before you get to 'hittin the sack Catch a train, catch a plane Roll your windows up in the rain Sell your stock in a bear Before it goes down again Little lie, gets you by Cause you're late 'n gotta say why The boss has a temper Power 'trippin over the time (Chorus) Dying for the deadline Yeah you dying for the deadline Yeah you dying for the deadline Yeah you better get your life on time Yeah you better get your life on time Gotta shop, gotta Pack Got a birthday 'comin up fast Better send off a present Or you'll be 'gettin sawdust back Pop a pill, it's a trap cause you gone 'n ain't comin back When the upper is supper You're 'bout to have a heart attack Young and hot, then you're not Oh your body it's gonna rot Better make something happen Cause soon they 'diggin you a new plot (Chorus) Click a link, then you bail Cause its 'loadin slow as a snail When you're 'punchin a clock The internet will always fail Office lights, always on Do the project 'til it gets done Ain't been home since last week Ain't been 'havin any fun Set a date, seal your fate Watch the days go by as you wait Just another appointment Just another 'guessin game (Chorus) Gotta get your life on Get your life on Get get your life on time

The new chocolate rain!

Rainbow Connection performed by Tay Zonday with Tibbs & Charlie

The Queen of the Ghetto takes on Chocolate Rain.

Man why didn't he perform @ The MTV VMA's. I bet who could have prevented the Tommy Lee and Kid Rock fight.

Every online video musician seems to do Canon at least once. This is my version. Sheet music can be downloaded at Www.TAYZONDAY.COM. I made mistakes throughout this take that were corrected in post-production. (I mainly messed up by bumping into extra notes in the fast parts). I would love to hear this arrangement interpreted by other people. SHEET MUSIC: www.tayzonday.com/Canon_In_Z_0.001.pdf Enjoy!

I move my frontal breathing vent away from the mic to respirate.

This is an original song. I hope you like it. -Tay "Lifetime Limbo" I sing a song I don't care whether All the pieces fit together Lollipops and traffic stops Dancing on an old roof top TV dinners like the picture Reading junk mail like it's scripture Bach and Tupac on random repeat Bumped to first class airline seats Spitting llamas at the zoo Bosses who just laugh at you Getting soaked by ancient rain Seeing your baby's face again (Chorus) I sing a song I don't care whether all the pieces fit together Sing it high and sing it low Sing the lifetime limbo Sing it high and sing it low Sing the lifetime limbo Paper plates and interstates Silver dollar fishing weights Breezy starlight in July Stomp your feet and glorify Interviews in smelly shoes Looking for a drop of booze Empty stores on busy streets Ain't no other place to eat Peanut butter long expired Never gonna be retired Learn to swim at ninety-five Teach your goldfish how to jive (Chorus) Make a mess when you're depressed Wake without a drop of rest Ace a test and wipe your brow Pay your credit card somehow Say goodbye to those you love Cry in jobs you're tired of Find a "you" you didn't know yeah Living life in limbo

Allen and Lisa looking for a lovely person to join their threesome. And pickles are fun. Music: Tay Zonday - Too Big For You

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Scruffy the Pirate does his own version of Chocolate Rain, as sung by Tay Zonday. Hope you like! Puppets rule! I do not own the song or the rights to the song.

The video for Tay Zonday's hit song Semen Rain, as featured in the gay porn video Boys With Dicks In Their Assholes IV: The Revenge Of The Jizz. Fuck fuck fuck shit ass whore DAMN IT! MOTHERFUCKING PRESIDENT BUSH! INSIDE JOB! JEWS KIKES LOLOLOL