This is what Zutara is like when Katara hs a father this overprotective. Very funny if you know spanish!
Zhao: Hello
Zuko: Hey is Yoli there?
Zhao: Who?
Zuko: Your daughter Yolanda.
Zhao: No, she’s not here right now, please stop calling this house.
Katara: Dad!
Zhao: What my daughter?
Katara: Did somebody call?
Zhao: No, except for one., but it was a wrong number.
Katara: What? Why did you hang up on my boyfriend?!
Zhao: How could you have a boyfriend I never even knew it. No wonder you’re spending all day on the phone!
Katara: Please tell me, how could you not know if all my friends have boyfriends I can have one too.
Zhao: Well you and your friends are little girls that still don’t even know how to heat up tortillas already you’re having boyfriends why don’t dedicate your time in studying ?
Katara: You and mom don’t change. You’re very, very boring. We’re not in a ranch anymore we are in the United States.
Zhao: I don’t give for the ranch. The only thing I want is that my daughter behaves. Everyday you’re wearing shorter skirts. One day I’m very worried you’ll go walking out with only your underwear.
Katara: You don’t understand dad. I’m not a little girl dad. I’m going to have a boyfriend and I don’t care if you get mad!
CHOROUS PART 1: I’m in love and my father doesn’t understand.
Zhao: I don’t understand and it’s not important that I do. I don’t want to see that man around here!
CHOROU PART 2: My heart and soul belong to him.
Zhao: Well no, if I ever see him I’ll beat him up. I know that you continue to see him and I bet you’ve already kissed him. That kind of ****** will get you pregnant and then he’ll just leave you.
Katara: But he’s different. He’s not a gAangster and he’s really hard working and that’s why I love him.
Zhao: Yeah, he only works in a liquor store and is lazying around all day.
Katara: He only drinks on weekends
Zhao: But all the other days he’s smoking . Please try to understand, it’s not that I don’t like him, it’s just that you are too young to have a boyfriend.
Katara: He really loves me dad. Don’t you remember dad when you stole my mom when she was really young?
Zhao: Yeah I stole her, but she knew how to do tortillas in an oven and you only know how to use a microwave.
CHOROUS PART I
Zhao: All I know is that if I see him around here I’ll kick his lone @$$.
CHOROUS PART 2
Zhao: I’ll beat him up the day I meet him.
Katara: Hi baby. So you are going to come?
Zhao: Yolanda! Get off the telephone!
Katara: Oh my gosh he’s tripping again. I’ll see you in a little while okay?
Zaho: I don’t want the same thing that happened to your cousin to happen to you. She doesn’t know what happened to her kids’ father. Please try to understand. Don’t waste you life. Later, just like the others you are going to regret it. If you ever find a man who shows you respect I promise you I’ll give him my blessings,
Katara: He11 No!
Zhao: What do you mean no d@m!t! You just have to pay the band.
Katara: Whatever!
CHOROUS PART 1
Zhao: Listen to yourself. How stubborn. I don’t see what you see in the guy.
CHOROUS PART 2
Zhao: I’ll beat him up the day I see him around here. Okay, Yolanda. I don’t want to keep arguing. Go and help your mother.
Katara: I already put the dishes in the dishwasher dad.
Zhao: Well then go to your room!
Katara: I’m leaving. He’s here.
Zhao: Who’s here!
Katara: Bye!
Zhao: Listen, don’t tell me that. I’m running out of breath. Yolanda please!
Katara: I love you!
Zhao: False choking
Rating: User: ashlita 2007-02-22T04:13:47.593Z
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