It is what it is...........
--Osama Jacked Baby Jesus--
-Jesus loves the little Children,
All the little Children of the World;
Red and Yellow, Black, and White,
They're all precious in His sight;
Jesus loves the little Children of
The World.
(Hey, who just stole the Baby Jesus!)
-Well, no one ever steals a Menorah,
And the Catholics are safe with their
Rosary Beads;
But if I ever catch that God-Damned
Osama Bin La Din,
I'm gonna kill him for what he did to
My Momma's Nativity Scene.
-Someone stole my Momma's Baby Jesus,
Hung Mary and Joseph from the tree;
Osama, there's gonna be hell to pay for this Son,
Your rag-head ass, it can't hide from me.
-Well, it's a shame, when a Nativity Scene gets desecrated,
Momma's just sick about it, and has took to bed;
Now Osama Bin La Din, when I catch you,
I'm gonna shoot you right in the head.
-Yeah, Osama Bin LaDin stole my Momma's Baby Jesus,
Hung Mary and Joseph from the Nativity Tree;
If I ever catch that rag-head Osama,
I'm gonna teach a thing or two to thee.
Rating: User: onlyananimal 2007-12-07T14:45:24.397Z
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Christmas | thief | tree | sketch | improv | terrorism | religion | thief | hate | brotherhood | brethren |