A Vlogging Pimp Like Me
An original rap song about my life...
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i ain't half as nice
as my videos seem
this wholesome image
is just part of my scheme
to get to the top
of the vlogging game
make a million dollars
and bask in my fame
don't you want to be a vlogging pimp like me?
all the chicks dig me
cause I'm mellow and easy
livingpassion, thefamousstacie
and speedyconkiwi
i'm a vlogging stud
in a land of neuters
center frame coming up
take a look at these hooters
forget about the old guys
'cause their days are over
i'll be running them down
in my big land rover
i got lots of funky sites
to give my videos a spin
now i'm a YouTube partner
watch the money rolling in
don't you want to be a vlogging pimp like me?
now i've told you all my story
and i did it as a rap
rate it five stars
'cause it's time to take my nap
click on 'subscribe'
leave a comment and then
i'll catch my breath
and never rap again
don't you want to be a vlogging pimp like me?
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Video intro by PappyStu:
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=pappystu
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