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Originally assembled and posted to PhewTube just prior to last fall's elections. A short burst of unpleasant images associated with our international misadventures. The song 'Axis Prognosticators' is from the Giligadi album 'Curse Machine'. lyrics are: stuck pigs bleed on my front page / executions, all the rage / pent up, release the hounds. / bloodlust bathes us in fury / relieving us of dignity / sent up, release the lions. / pride and jaundiced eyes remain / our world-view dilated and fixed / shut up! Release the bombs. / Our devil is so deep inside / we have no sanctum, cannot hide / from fear... release the germs. / Alive astride a world afire / requesting clearance to expire / drink up, relax, and die. oh, and sorry about the brief Charles Manson thing around 1:37 or so. That little bastard does get around, doesn't he?

The logo of Z-Axis.Taken from Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX 2 for PlayStation 2.

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I had a day off! Woo! Axis and Allies, Linux problems, the usual.

,..in any language. Outtakes from my tavels through Germany.

Wehrmacht / Thx grandpa / German Army footage in color

How F***ing Nuts Is Lieberman?

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axis of evil tour feat. Maz Jobrani.

The Belgrade-Baghdad Weapon Axis

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Comedy Centrals Axis Of Evil Comedy Tour

Another great stand up comedy by Maz.

A song written just before the invasion of Iraq. Lyrics: I was walking one day in the garden, When I met with Osama Bin Laden. He gave me a push and said "Pass this to Bush", And I answered "I beg your pardon." He said, "Oh, my pardon you never will see 'Til apples do grow on a wild cherry tree. You saw what I did to the WTC. My resolve it continues to harden." I walked through the garden again, And I met up with Saddam Hussein. He gave me a push and said "Pass this to Bush", So I told him, "You must be insane." He answered, "Insane I never shall be 'Til apples do grow on a wild cherry tree. But if you send your soldiers to crucify me I believe I've the right to complain." Well before I had gone very far, Khatami got out of his car. He gave me a push and said "Pass this to Bush. Who the hell do those Yanks think they are?" He said, "In Iran you can certainly see Whether apples do grow on a wild cherry tree. Our holy men showed us the way we should be, And we had to dispense with the Shah." Oh the Axis of Evil is a terrible place, A danger indeed to the whole human race. If you ever should dare to wander out there, You're bound to fall flat on your face. Kim Jong Il from the North of Korea Offered to buy me a beer. Then he gave me a push and said "Pass this to Bush, And I hope that the message is clear. He said, "All my people will idolize me 'Til apples do grow on a wild cherry tree. And they won't live in fear of the land of the free, We've got nuclear weapons out here." Oh the Axis of Evil is a terrible thing. Of Iraq, North Korea and Iran I do sing. All I can say is keep well away From its deadly and perilous sting. Well I walked for a night and a day, And I sailed to the US of A. I sneaked up to Bush and I gave him a push, And I asked him, "Now, what do you say? Why don't you let all those poor Arabs be?" He said, "We must show them all democracy. And besides, we need oil in the land of the free, So they are the ones who must pay." Oh "the Axis of Evil" is a terrible phrase. It'll haunt Mr Bush 'til the end of his days. If you step through the door that leads into war You'll be hopelessly lost in the maze. There you will wander and never be free 'Til apples do grow on a wild cherry tree. But if we're in a jam we can call Uncle Sam And his axis of democracy.

Remember, the deep root of your being is the presence of the only being. Give your life to the One who already owns your breath and your movements. -- Rumi Music is from the Baroque period.

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iranian comedian maz jobrani.