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Borat Explains his new film 'Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan' to Opie, Anthony, and Patrice Oneal... of course, he also explains how women in Kazakhstan make themselves more attractive by hanging rocks from their bosoms. Then he calls Patrice Oneal fat.

Adult starlet Carmen Luvana is in bed... in a pink bikini...looking SMOKING hot. We don't think she's going swimming, though. She just plays with herself for two minutes.

Dr. Kaku explains to the awestruck Opie and Anthony crew that aliens DO exist, and they're more than likely scoping out the moon as a landing spot. He also goes on to discuss how invisibility is possible.

Brazilian supermodel and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Daniella Sarahyba walks in to the Opie and Anthony Show, and half of the room (consisting of degenerate comedians) erupts into Portuguese hooker talk.

Borat describes the currency conversion rate in Kazakhstan, and the wonderful industry that is prostitution, and the variety of people in his country who are kept in cages.

Kylie, one of our leggy blond-haired lovelies from FOUNDRY CAMS was given a new STAY COZY shirt (available at xratedshirts.com) and boy, did she get creative with it... She keeps the shirt on for about 30 seconds before showing off her seriously revealing outfit. Music by our UK buddies VOODOO JOHNSON.

The CBS FM studio was re-located just down the hall...NEXT DOOR, actually... to the Opie and Anthony show studio. Of course, in the spirit of being hospitable, young E Rock was sent to say "Hello" to our oldies-spinning neighbors.

City University of New York professor and media star Dr. Michio Kaku presents his version of physics and science in layman's terms so that a room full of dullards (like the ones he saw before him on this day) can grasp the complexities of teleportation and warp drive...which apparently are in the works. So say Dr. Kaku.

Master Po, who handles security on the XM side of the Opie and Anthony Show, accepts a challenge from Cromwell, a loyal listener...albeit a cocky one...who said he could last 30 seconds in a wrestling match against Po. He lasted 30 seconds, and Po got a nice lump on his head.

Maury Povich returns to the Opie and Anthony Show at the 92.3 KROCK studios, complete with his gray hair, and discusses paternity tests, phobias, and some of the bizarre crap that he showcases on the MAURY Show.

During the walk to XM, Steve attempts to ride a miniature bicycle from CBS to XM... unfortunately, the clumsy bear can't figure out how to maneuver on the thing, and falls flat on his ass in the middle of the sidewalk. Thanks to Sam for the fast turnaround on the video.

Borat Sagdiyev describes his infamous lime green bathing suit, and how the size of a man's genitals is most important above all things...and his big problem with ... the Jews....and his opinions of women. He also tells us of the one black man in Kazakhstan.

Sean Benjamin, an aspiring independent musician from Cleveland, plays his song "Did Anybody See That Girl" live on the Opie and Anthony show with a Schecter guitar that could be the most out-of-tune piece of crap we've seen. However, Sean's music is amazing, and it won't be long before he's way too famous to ever come back to see us.

Chelsea Handler, who was promoting her book "Hello Vodka, it's Me Chelsea" talks about Perez Hilton, who feels he should sue for defamation of character...when in fact, that's all he does all day.

Sam, who is the chief instigator on the staff of the Opie and Anthony Show, throws wadded up newspaper at intern Pat Duffy, who doesn't like having wadded up newspaper thrown at him... Pat Duffy lunges. Sam runs away. Then, Sam and Pat attempt to get close to one another so they can shake hands. That doesn't go great either.

Adult starlet Sienna West feels herself up while gyrating on her big bed. Honestly, we don't blame her. If we looked like that, we'd spend all day feeling ourselves up as well.

Tippy Tom, who fully admitted to having his last bath THREE WEEKS prior to this appearance on the Opie and Anthony Show, gets his prostate examined by our pal, Dr. Steve...host of 'Weird Medicine', one of the fine weekend programs on XM 202.

Pat from Moonachie is a professional eater with the IFOCE, but we had no idea he was a budding ventriloquist. Here he is showing off his ventriloquist skills with his old-man-looking buttcheeks.

Scott Rigsby, who lost his legs in a truck accident when he was 18, visits the Opie and Anthony Show to talk about competing in numerous competitions. Scott completed 13 triathlons and 5 road races on his way to setting world records for a double below-the-knee amputee in the Full Marathon, Half Ironman, and International Distance Triathlon, earning him a spot on the 2006 USA Triathlon Team.