I’M NO KIN TO A MONKEY!

I’M_NO_KIN_TO_A_MONKEY!This was a special request from Wayman29, be careful what you wish for Wayman! I’M NO KIN TO A MONKEY! I’m no kin to the monkey no no no, The monkey’s no kin to me yeah yeah yeah, I don’t know much about his ancestors, But mine didn’t swing from a tree. It seems so unbelievable, And yet they say that it’s true, They’re teaching us about it in school now, That humans were monkeys once too. Oooo I’m no kin to the monkey no no no, The monkey’s no kin to me yeah yeah yeah, I don’t know much about his ancestors, But mine didn’t swing from a tree. Although it’s so ridiculous, They’re teaching us now that it’s true, The teachers that came from a monkey, Would be better off in a zoo. Oooo I’m no kin to the monkey no no no, The monkey’s no kin to me yeah yeah yeah, I don’t know much about his ancestors, But mine didn’t swing from a tree. It seems so much more believable, And surely, surely it’s true, That God made Man in His image, No monkey story will do. Oooo I’m no kin to the monkey no no no, The monkey’s no kin to me yeah yeah yeah, I don’t know much about his ancestors, But mine didn’t swing from a tree, This monkey business has to go, Because it just isn’t true, It’s such a disgrace to the monkey, A disgrace to the human race too. Oooo I’m no kin to the monkey no no no, The monkey’s no kin to me yeah yeah yeah, I don’t know much about his ancestors, But mine didn’t swing from a tree, Mine didn’t swing from a tree, Mine didn’t swing from a tree.

Rating:    User: cortmeister   2007-08-16T06:26:34.257Z

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VLog -- 10.06.07 -- True Creationism, an hommage to Kent Hovind and AiG

VLog_--_10.06.07_--_True_Creationism,_an_hommage_to_Kent_Hovind_and_AiGThis is my hommage to that wonderful man, Kent Hovind, and to those enlightened scientists at Answers in Genesis who are constantly capable of rationalising nonsense and who never give up in their fight against reality, common sense and logic. (Parody)

Rating:    User: nnocturne   2007-06-10T16:12:08.433Z

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GOD Speaks To Evolutionists - Big Bang Theory

GOD_Speaks_To_Evolutionists_-_Big_Bang_TheoryGOD Speaks To Evolutionists - Big Bang Theory

Rating:    User: sosmither   2008-02-11T17:21:32.54Z

Tags: animal | ape | ape | human | human | big | bang | theory | evidence | rock | rock | creationist | GOD | Evilution | Evolutionist |

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